HE'S BACK! Antonio Cedeno returns to Feathers!

So I joined MATCH.COM in hopes of finding my Mr. Right and all I have found is every psycho in the tri-state area! One 50 year old date showed up with his sister. I was surprised, but not alarmed until he mentioned that they do EVERYTHING together. Another date used his son’s picture and assured me that he could get his son to join in if he threatens him. Where do they come from and why does match.com think these are people of interest to me?! Every morning I get a suggestion list and I email all of them and try to be a pleasant person when I reject the rejects they send me. I am a health conscience 52 year old third grade school teacher looking for someone to share my life with. I look young for my age and why match.com thinks I want an overweight, paraplegic, bald headed man from the Bronx who collects cat tails is beyond me! I look in the mirror every morning thinking, “Am I THAT ugly?!” I mean, really? Last night’s date was insanely extra-ordinary! I was the psycho! We went to my favorite restaurant, Basilica’s on 9th in NYC for dinner. We were having a nice time and I was kinda thinking – this is it. We decided to go for a drink at a very New York traditional establishment: “Don’t Tell Mama’s” . While walking there I bumped into a foe from my past. I know I actually have a foe! The icy glare we shared told me that trouble was in the air and about to be released. “Back to pan-handling?” he snidely commented. I wasn’t quite sure what he meant, but I knew it wasn’t nice. I shot back, “I guess not all the trash was picked up off the street.” My date wasn’t quite comfortable with the exchange and I could feel this was going to be a date-breaker. I tried to ignore my foe which was pretty hard to do when he sneezed a wet one in my face. I pushed him away and he fell over a passerby. I reached out to help him up and he took me down with him. Real mature. That was about the extent of our battle. Neither one of us wanted to get our outfits ruined. When I looked up I realized my date was missing. Actually, I think I was him in POSH having a laugh with a hot looking guy – at MY expense. With a full belly (which makes me look like the overweight’s I try to avoid on match.com), and another failed attempt at finding Mr. Right I go to the place where I feel safe- no, not the county jail- Feathers. I got there early and was surprised to see all these FABULOUS decorations-kinda had a beachy feel. I went with it and found Eddie, the manager. I found out that Antonio Cedeno was back and hosting the SUMMER BEACH BLAST. It was a long time coming and the night was a complete success! No detail left unturned. From the moment you walked into Feathers last night it was like walking into an event, beach balls and fish tanks and excitement followed you throughout the evening. The GLAM SQUAD were there to hand out lei’s to all the guest. I have to say, in all my years at Feathers, and the gay life cycle I have never seen a more beautiful group of illusionist! They were breath taking! I hear they are representing Feathers at Asbury’s Sand Blast this year. GIVE A BIG SHOUT OUT TO THEM IF YOU GO! FABULOUS! The show consisted of Antonio bringing out the shows emcee, who encouraged guest to enter the wet swimsuit contest. Kiki Kinx was incredible as the evenings MC- HILARIOUS! She stepped onto the stage and took control of the evening. She gave a new meaning to camp as she spray gunned the wet swim suit contestants with her water gun! She shot at the contestant’s finest features which left many holding their crotches in pain- those water blasters can really hurt! To show how times have changed- the winner was a girl! Everyone had the best laugh and such a good time with the contest! Next the star entertainment was presented- Aiden Leslie! WOW! WOW! WOW! He kidnapped the audience the minute he stepped on the stage and kept them captivated the whole time! It has been a long time since I have seen a singer who could quite a Saturday night party crowd with their voice- Aiden Leslie did just that. His voice was only matched by his beautiful aura that casted a spell among all that were watching. His performance will stay with me a long time. I think he should give “THE GLEE PROJECT” a call. He could definitely give Darren Criss a run for his money. After the show the fun continued with the GLAM SQUAD taking over the dance floor and got the crowd involved. It wasn’t too hard a task because John Rizzo was setting the floor on FIRE. He put the SIZZLE in the night’s event! The dance floor was packed the whole night! The bartenders were smiling all night as they served drinks non-stop! Every bar, up and down, were two deep the whole night! Shots and frozen drinks were passed around and enjoyed by all. A SHOUT OUT to DJ David Gerlitzki for keeping the party going downstairs. Your talent did not go unnoticed! Also, A SHOUT OUT to Principito (aka Principito Presents) for his GREAT support and great events at Feathers! He has a smile that lights up a room and is his positive energy is so contagious! Keep an eye open for ANTONIO CEDENO PRESENTS next event at Feather- Hey Antonio- it’s nice to have you back where you belong! xoxoxo