I needed a Divine Resurrection

SATURDAY NIGHT
So while I spent a night in an ER with sick people, trying in vain to avoid contact with them, all the hot gay men in the WORLD were at Club Feathers finding true love and happiness! That is the story of my life! Borrowing a line from one of the greatest gay icons, a date to the first who can guess who I am referring to, “Let’s start at the very beginning…. “
Last night (FRIDAY) I was full of the fire that light many a hearts aflame. I was feeling the feeling and walking the walk. I had one of those bounces that only a man with confidence can pull off- or one with a lot of money! Anyway I had wanted to go out and see Tony Mona and experience the whole “BOY-Lesque”, which I hear is really a fun time. I was pumped and feeling a little achy. I figured it was from working out and was glad to hear that Scott J was going to be there giving those body rub downs and my body was crying for his fingers! I did what every gay guy does, laid down for a disco nap. Well, the” nap” ended up lasting 8 hours! I woke to not only being stuffy and congested, but in a pool of sweat!
I was so looking forward to seeing both Tony’s and sharing laughs and drinks with them and all I ended up doing was coughing and sweating and cursing out the little brats that I teach!
How many times do you have to tell a child to COVER THEIR MOUTHS!
This one kid was sick all week and was using all the tissues. His mother refused to buy any tissues for the classroom community center.
At the beginning of the year parents donate classroom items like tissues, paper towels, hand soap…etc.
I told him to tell his mother we were running out of tissues. She refused to send any in with him so I refused to open any new boxes. The kid sneezes and it’s dripping from his nose. “Mr. R what am I going to wipe my nose with?” he asked in a panic. “Use your sleeve.” I told him as I continued with the lesson. “That is disgusting! “ he cried…”So are the snots dripping from your nose.”…He brought in three boxes of tissues the next day. So I guess he is having the last laugh as I lay sick and missing out on the club parties.
Tonight is Antonio Cedeno presents Divine Resurrection. They are having a fashion show featuring Fusion Apparel.
Check out the site http://www.fusionapparels.com/
Hot models and Logan Hardcore hosting! John Rizzo is spinning and from what I hear he is tearing the place apart! Nice Job Rizzo! Drinks, shots and a GREAT Time was had by all---You know twitter can be a painful reminder when you are in an emergency room with stomach pains.
So great and where am I---looking at the sick people in Harlem Hospital’s ER. I was actually quite surprised that there weren’t any gun shoot victims or rapes. Instead I get a homeless woman asking for my empty cup of coffee so she can pee in it…”Why don’t you just use the bathroom over there.” “Listen Fancy Man I’ll Pee where I want to!”
Note to self-Do NOT talk to homeless people.
How did I end up in Harlem you may be wondering, well…I had been promising a friend that I would take her out to dinner. I kept blowing her off and decided I couldn’t anymore. I thought if I forced myself to go out I would feel better. I got my friend’s apartment. “Sweetie you look like shit!” was how I was greeted…So glad I paid a toll and squeezed my car into a spot that a shopping cart could fit into. ..”Do you want to go to the hospital?” “Do you think I need to?” Her actions spoke louder than words- she was spraying Lysol all over everything I touched. So there we were in the ER.
Note to self- Do NOT visit a friend who is a hypochondria when you are feeling sick!
I took out my journal while my friend texted how her life sucked because she had to spend her Saturday night in an emergency room. I was writing about turning down a date with Brad Pitt because I think too much of Angelina Jolie. “Why are you writing those lies?” she barked! “Because if I have to get wheeled down for an operation I want the nosey nurse who reads this to tell the doctor I am someone important and not to mess up!” Then she gets this text and her face lights up! “You know you don’t really look sick anymore. I have to run. Can we do dinner next week? Bye love.” She brush kisses me and literally leaves me in this emergency room in Harlem!
Note to self- weed out my facebook friends.
I am sitting in the Emergency room wondering how I got where I was and wondering if I had time to catch Antonio’s fashion show when they homeless lady comes back and hands me my cup back. Not realizing what was in it. When I did I screamed and the piss went all over me…So much for going out!
Not to self- Don’t scream like a girl when holding a cup of piss!
On an up note I will be there for the event of the YEAR!!!!!
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