BIANCA RULES THE NEST

Bianca rules the NEST
Valentine’s Day- my favorite time of the year- not! Most people think the pressure of not having a lover for the Christmas holidays is depressing, try going shopping in January and February and seeing all the flowers and balloons and chocolate candy reminding you that you are ALONE! I can avoid the HALLMARK stores, which I renamed the HELLMARK stores, but when they are selling this “couples are the only ones who deserve chocolates” propaganda in supermarkets and gas stations I think it has gotten out of hand. I haven’t even mentioned the little sugar heart that have those nauseating “Miss Ya”, “Hot Stuff” messages – I have a message for all those love birds eating all those calories-TOOTH DECAY!
Am I bitter? Is Snow White a dirty whore who was getting it on with seven midgets while she waited for a guy with money?
I digress…
After a fun evening at the Theater, I went to see “The Divine Sister” (A MUST SEE), I ventured back to New Jersey to party at Club Feathers. Doesn’t everyone leave the exciting, energetic happening NYC to travel to River Edge, New Jersey? Well they should! It was another Antonio Cedeno Presents party! I walked in to be greeted by Antonio Cedeno, who was sporting a cane due to a back injury. I have to admit he looked like a sexy Willie Wonka leading me into his Chocolate Factory. I haven’t seen him have that much fun at one of his parties in a long time. I thought it might have been the pain killers, but it wasn’t it was just a great night. Antonio had put together a night to be remembered. DJ-ing downstairs was the FANTASTIC David G. He played for the people and the people created their own dance floor! I love watching the energy of the dance floor spill over to the lower level! It’s like two clubs in one! PS…There was also a cute new bartender named TOMMY. He has a KILLER smile to match his killer abs! Club Feathers has always been a friendly “Family style” night club. I encourage everyone to stop by the new bartenders and say hi! They are a bundle of nerves behind the bar and your kindness can make their night. It doesn’t take away from “your favorites”, just adds to the atmosphere of the place.
You can tell Eddie the manager was busy this week collecting decorations. The place looked incredible! Red feather boas adorned the dance floor and heart shaped “I LOVE YOU” balloons brighten up the surrounding walls. It was a just the fun look the place needed to compliment the occasion. Adding to the decorations were the sexy customers. I swear each guy was cuter than the next. I have not seen so many hot guys at Club Feathers in a long time! Seems winter hibernation is over and the studs have returned to PARTY and party they did! DJ John Rizzo kept them, sweating, on the dance floor all night! I was exhausted from dancing when I looked at my cell phone to find it was only 11:40! The night was young, I only wish I was!
Does anyone wear watches anymore? I remember the pickup line used to be; “Do you have the time?” You really can’t really say that anymore because you would look like a loser without a cell phone.
A few of the workers had on “WET” t-shirts. (Including Diego; I love seeing Diego behind the bar- such a great guy. He was always so complimentary when I used to work there.) I wasn’t sure what WET was. I found out it was a lube …(Taken directly from their site; WET Products are designed with your ultimate comfort and pleasure in mind. Choose from a variety of personal lubricating gels or liquids, flavored lubricants, flavored heating massage lotions, toy wash, sensitive skin lubricants, shave cream or aromatherapy heating massage oils. (http://www.stayswetlonger.com/wetproducts/index.shtml). Antonio introduced me to the representative of WET, Antonio Martinez-HOT! OMG! The whole night I was trying to make eye contact with him to no avail. At one point I thought I had caught his eye- he threw something my way. I thought it was his phone number, it was a lube sample. Not one to give up easily I continued to try and make eye contact. This time I got blind sighted and got a sample in my eye. They really have to work on an easier was to give out give-a-ways. I got clunked on the head with a porn DVD, which I wouldn’t have minded it I got to keep it! But it bounced off my head and into the hands of a comb-over, buck toothed fatty! I didn’t say they were all gorgeous.
But the best part of the night was the amazing Bianca Del Rio! She is the Drag Lisa Lampanelli! So hysterical! If you get a chance to see her - RUN! She had me in stitches from the moment she was introduced to the time she exited the stage! I can’t even find the words to describe how incredible she was! Hopefully they will have her there again! A packed dance floor on a Saturday night and people wanted more! She hosted a wet underwear contest. It was quite clever they way they wet the contestants. They provided water guns to the audience and they squirted the contestants underwear-CUTE.
What I LOVED about Bianca was that after the show she walked around the bar and made small talk with a lot of the customers. Most of the time performers come in with their own people and stay with their own people. She really enjoyed the night along with everyone else. Two thumbs up to a GREAT Performer and A GREAT Promoter-Antonio Cedeno!
Feel better Antonio!
Don’t miss the next party on MARCH 13, 2011- BLAQUE
And HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY to everyone!
If you don’t have a Valentine and want one-friend me and we’ll chat!