BIANCA RULES THE NEST

Bianca rules the NEST
Valentine’s Day- my favorite time of the year- not! Most people think the pressure of not having a lover for the Christmas holidays is depressing, try going shopping in January and February and seeing all the flowers and balloons and chocolate candy reminding you that you are ALONE! I can avoid the HALLMARK stores, which I renamed the HELLMARK stores, but when they are selling this “couples are the only ones who deserve chocolates” propaganda in supermarkets and gas stations I think it has gotten out of hand. I haven’t even mentioned the little sugar heart that have those nauseating “Miss Ya”, “Hot Stuff” messages – I have a message for all those love birds eating all those calories-TOOTH DECAY!
Am I bitter? Is Snow White a dirty whore who was getting it on with seven midgets while she waited for a guy with money?
I digress…
After a fun evening at the Theater, I went to see “The Divine Sister” (A MUST SEE), I ventured back to New Jersey to party at Club Feathers. Doesn’t everyone leave the exciting, energetic happening NYC to travel to River Edge, New Jersey? Well they should! It was another Antonio Cedeno Presents party! I walked in to be greeted by Antonio Cedeno, who was sporting a cane due to a back injury. I have to admit he looked like a sexy Willie Wonka leading me into his Chocolate Factory. I haven’t seen him have that much fun at one of his parties in a long time. I thought it might have been the pain killers, but it wasn’t it was just a great night. Antonio had put together a night to be remembered. DJ-ing downstairs was the FANTASTIC David G. He played for the people and the people created their own dance floor! I love watching the energy of the dance floor spill over to the lower level! It’s like two clubs in one! PS…There was also a cute new bartender named TOMMY. He has a KILLER smile to match his killer abs! Club Feathers has always been a friendly “Family style” night club. I encourage everyone to stop by the new bartenders and say hi! They are a bundle of nerves behind the bar and your kindness can make their night. It doesn’t take away from “your favorites”, just adds to the atmosphere of the place.
You can tell Eddie the manager was busy this week collecting decorations. The place looked incredible! Red feather boas adorned the dance floor and heart shaped “I LOVE YOU” balloons brighten up the surrounding walls. It was a just the fun look the place needed to compliment the occasion. Adding to the decorations were the sexy customers. I swear each guy was cuter than the next. I have not seen so many hot guys at Club Feathers in a long time! Seems winter hibernation is over and the studs have returned to PARTY and party they did! DJ John Rizzo kept them, sweating, on the dance floor all night! I was exhausted from dancing when I looked at my cell phone to find it was only 11:40! The night was young, I only wish I was!
Does anyone wear watches anymore? I remember the pickup line used to be; “Do you have the time?” You really can’t really say that anymore because you would look like a loser without a cell phone.
A few of the workers had on “WET” t-shirts. (Including Diego; I love seeing Diego behind the bar- such a great guy. He was always so complimentary when I used to work there.) I wasn’t sure what WET was. I found out it was a lube …(Taken directly from their site; WET Products are designed with your ultimate comfort and pleasure in mind. Choose from a variety of personal lubricating gels or liquids, flavored lubricants, flavored heating massage lotions, toy wash, sensitive skin lubricants, shave cream or aromatherapy heating massage oils. (http://www.stayswetlonger.com/wetproducts/index.shtml). Antonio introduced me to the representative of WET, Antonio Martinez-HOT! OMG! The whole night I was trying to make eye contact with him to no avail. At one point I thought I had caught his eye- he threw something my way. I thought it was his phone number, it was a lube sample. Not one to give up easily I continued to try and make eye contact. This time I got blind sighted and got a sample in my eye. They really have to work on an easier was to give out give-a-ways. I got clunked on the head with a porn DVD, which I wouldn’t have minded it I got to keep it! But it bounced off my head and into the hands of a comb-over, buck toothed fatty! I didn’t say they were all gorgeous.
But the best part of the night was the amazing Bianca Del Rio! She is the Drag Lisa Lampanelli! So hysterical! If you get a chance to see her - RUN! She had me in stitches from the moment she was introduced to the time she exited the stage! I can’t even find the words to describe how incredible she was! Hopefully they will have her there again! A packed dance floor on a Saturday night and people wanted more! She hosted a wet underwear contest. It was quite clever they way they wet the contestants. They provided water guns to the audience and they squirted the contestants underwear-CUTE.
What I LOVED about Bianca was that after the show she walked around the bar and made small talk with a lot of the customers. Most of the time performers come in with their own people and stay with their own people. She really enjoyed the night along with everyone else. Two thumbs up to a GREAT Performer and A GREAT Promoter-Antonio Cedeno!
Feel better Antonio!
Don’t miss the next party on MARCH 13, 2011- BLAQUE
And HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY to everyone!
If you don’t have a Valentine and want one-friend me and we’ll chat!

RuPaul,Ginger and Veronica = Antonio's Angel's

RuPaul + Boy-lesque = A Wild Week-end!

So Antonio Cedeno tells me that Club Feathers is now the place to be,"Every night is better than the one before."
I tell him Friday night sucks!
No matter what club you go to (NY/NJ) it’s a ghost town.
I have searched high and low and still cannot find a place that has life.
Until…
Club Feathers offer discount drinks (Vodka tonic’s for two bucks!) HOT dancers, fun bartenders all for a five dollar cover( mind you it cost $8.oo to just get over the bridge). Still the place struggles to get one hundred and fifty people!
WHY??????
Enter Antonio Cedeno
How he made these connections is beyond me!
Now on Friday nights Club Feathers will be premiering “RuPaul’s Drag Race”
Why wait till Monday when you can see it on Friday?
I was told the night was busy-even after a snow storm!
I had to see this with my own eyes...
The customers and bar workers were having a ball. They were handing out free give-a-ways like, tee-shirts and pom-pom’s and drag mask! They were playing shot games-Every time they said the word “drag” they did a shot, Attitude drag walks around the downstairs, betting on who was going to move on and other activities. The place was buzzing with laughter and excitement!
When the show was over they played it back and kept the party going. Meanwhile, John Rizzo had an energy flow capturing the customers on the dance floor. His music was so FABULOUS! I was on the dance floor for a half hour straight! It was terrific! Shout out’s to customers celebrating events had everyone joining in and giving reason for more shots!
Scott J was the dancer and I defy anyone to show me someone more chiseled and near perfection than he is! The man is a Michelangelo sculpture brought to life! Some of the dancers may break a sweat to get people’s attention, but all Scott J has to do is “pose” and people flock-plus he is a GREAT masseuse!
You can find Scott J giving out relaxing body massages on Saturday nights at Club Feathers- his strong, warm hands rubbing your back and shoulders makes you feel like you got “lucky” and you don’t have to make him breakfast-o maybe you do … ;)
On Saturday, Antonio Cedeno Presents BOY-Lesque hosted by Ginger Vitis and Veronica Conway and a slew of the HOTTEST Go-Go Dancers! What a FUN night! Club Feathers introduced a stripper’s pole and these guys showed us exactly what to do with it! WOW!
Ginger Vitis, who on a personal note I have to say I was so PROUD to see Joey (Ginger Vitis) come into his own as a performer. I have seen Ginger through the year’s guest starring in other performers shows and never getting the recognition or attention he/she deserved- that has all changed! Ginger Vitis IS the ONLY CHER! The character was brought to life by Ginger and the audience went wild! Ginger worked the go-go dancers and had them in positions that I didn’t think were possible.
Then enter Veronica Conway ( who I adore on stage) belting out number after number and having the audience howling for more! The two of them together are magic and I hope to see more!They have brought back the old show morale,humor and professionalism. Watching them race around before the show to make sure it went off with no glitches reminded me of the old shows when performers took the time to care, and you can see that both Scott and Joey care.
Look for BOY-LESQUE- which I hear will be on Friday nights with the RuPaul Drag Race Preview
LET’S HAVE A BIG SHOUT OUT TO ANTONIO CEDENO FOR A GREAT TIME AND A GREAT SHOW!
He has been under the weather lately and he still manages to put the audience first!!!
Look for the Valentine week-end of events!
And remember where to go on FRIDAY nights!
LAST, but certainly not least, it seems bartender Artie got a promotion and will be Club Feathers NEW floor manager and Diego has been promoted to bartender! No one deserves it more than these guys! I love Club Feathers- They really do put people first and take care of their own! Appreciate it guys! What other club has a heart?